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Castle Stars In His Very Own One-Shot Comic Book - Orientation Day
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Join us for a thrilling ride through the first day of work. Mild-mannered Castle, played by Castle, navigates through the world of demonic desk jobs. Feeling disoriented yet? We've got you covered. As Castle battles his skeleton-faced overlord, Mr. Money-Sacks Greenskull, he also fights an oppressive system. Castle fights for all of us, day in and day out. At some point, someone has to stand up and revolt against the day job afterlife.
You Aren't Just Entering Data; You're Entering Hell.
Illustrated by Sabin
Script by Castle
Starring Castle
Produced by Castle
Inspired by Castle
Music Written by Castle
Featuring Castle
lyrics
Lyrics:
hi. welcome to the family.
you're here for minimum wage in exchange for your sanity,
and take orders from tyrants who are stripped of all humanity.
just do your job and keep fueling your boss's vanity.
are there any questions?
uh, yeah.
will you guys screw me on availability?
i have class in the evening and i'd like to have the energy
to stay awake in class, and even have time to study.
but it's fine either way, 'cause i desperately need the money.
good question. our policy is: "fuck you in the mouth."
if you need to change your schedule just give your boss a shout.
he'll blatantly dismiss it, show his ass for you to kiss it,
and say, "fuck you and your class, and hope to god you miss it."
kind of figured. i was thinking i should leave this gig alone.
but the job market is crappy and i still have student loans.
so forget it. right before work i'll just get really stoned
to deal with the thought that i'll probably always be a drone.
welcome, all. and say goodbye to your goals!
you're here to answer phones while we harvest all your souls!
there's a Lovecraft-ian demon trained to rape and eat it whole!
hope you love getting screwed and taking very little home!
uh, pardon.
is there a chance i'll pick up slack for my manager's mistakes
with no credit, no bonus, just a dick slap to the face?
ah, good question, and yes. oh ó if you want respect.
you'll have to be a male or have a distracting chest.
if you want to pass time we have knives in the breakroom
to stab your co-workers in the back at your convenience.
when your manager's around be sure to act like he's a genius.
if that doesn't work then play tonsil hockey with his penis.
yes, it'll be bleak. you'll pray to die in your sleep.
and casual Fridays will be the highlights of your week.
and yes, you'll feel like a caged monkey at the zoo.
but somebody's got to do it, it might as well be...you.
credits
from
Gasface,
released July 23, 2013
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